Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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