It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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