her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He felt like a one man threesome
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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