My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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