dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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