yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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