A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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