So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm sobbing to NWA
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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