are you still at the devil's house?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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