I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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