i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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