I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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