Having a random hookup so left but love u
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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