Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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