According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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