I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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