I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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