How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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