My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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