Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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