this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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