i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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