I like my sex mixed with concussions.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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