the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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