Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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