Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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