I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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