Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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