I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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