Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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