The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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