oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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