I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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