Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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