Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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