evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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