I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm sobbing to NWA
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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