Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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