i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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