Me. At least after what I've been through.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
