420 ftw
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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