having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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