what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
