I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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