if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
A+ Viking dick
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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