She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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