I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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