Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
