drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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