There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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