at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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