i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You don't make any sense
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