We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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